No. 88 · November
Gull appointed to harbour board
This week: the harbour board welcomes its newest member, a ferry timetable is declared a work of fiction, and a man on the Blackpool road is reported to be nearly on time.
PDF · 24 pages
The press release pack
PDF · 24 pages · Prints on A4
The press release pack
Twenty fake press releases to print and read aloud at dinner, in a pub or at a leaving do. Each one is a page long and ends in a statement from nobody.
Gull tee
A soft cotton tee, printed to order.
Pond badge mug
An 11 oz glossy mug, dishwasher safe.
Pond frog hoodie
A heavy, warm hoodie, printed to order.
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